
"Yo, Mr. H here. You know the drill so just name and number at the tone..." [beep]
[ooc: In case you decide to call/text Mr H, here is his cellphone. He likes to take it apart and put it back together everynow and then so it might take him a bit to get back to you. Please put [VOICEMAIL], [TEXT], or [VIDEO] in the subject/title of your comment.
If it's ever in working order enough for it to actually ring... his ringtone]